Friday, October 23, 2009

ABEL MARTIN LOPEZ RODRIGUEZ

NOV 14, 1955 - OCT 18, 2009



YOU HAVE REACHED FOR THE STARS AND CAPTURED ETERNITY (Brenda A. Ysaguirre)

I love you, baby. Gone but not forgotten!!!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Imagine what some people will do!!!

Steamed woman fries hubby's goldfish

PASADENA, Texas (UPI) -- Police in Texas say a woman took her common-law husband's goldfish and ate them to get back at him for taking back jewelry he had given her.

Pasadena Police Department spokesman Vance Mitchell said the couple argued about the jewelry and the woman went to the man's home after he refused to return the items to her -- and took seven goldfish, the Houston Chronicle reported.

Mitchell said the man called police and officers went to the woman's home to attempt to return the fish.

"She said, 'They're in there,' and pointed to the kitchen," Mitchell said.

He said police found four of the fish fried on a plate and the woman told them she had already eaten the other three. Officers determined the fish were community property because they had been purchased while the couple lived together.

"There was nothing we could do," Mitchell said. "If he wants to pursue it, it's a civil case."



Copyright 2009 by United Press International

Saturday, October 17, 2009

LOOKING FOR MORE TO LIFE...

ALL MEMBERS AND PROSPECTIVE MEMBERS OF THE YO PUEDO YOUTH GROUP ARE INVITED TO A MEETING TO BE HELD ON OCTOBER 25 AT 6PM AT THE RESIDENCE OF THE PRESIDENT IN COROZAL TOWN, BELIZE. PLEASE BE PRESENT AND ON TIME. IMPORTANT MATTERS WILL BE DISCUSSED INCLUDING A NEW PROJECT FOR BELIZE TO COME OUT OF SUPERMAMA!! IF YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED THIS WILL BE THE MEETING YOU CAN´T AFFORD TO MISS.

Friday, October 16, 2009

EVEN PSYCHICS TELL LIES

Police: Psychic lied about attack

GREENWICH, Conn. (UPI) -- Authorities in Connecticut said a professional psychic was arrested for allegedly making up a story about being attacked by rival psychics.

Greenwich police said Janet Lee, 35, who bills herself as the "foremost psychic in New England," turned herself in to police Saturday and was charged with falsely reporting an incident, interfering with an officer and providing a false statement, The Greenwich Time reported.

Investigators said Lee claimed to have been attacked by a man July 11 outside of her Greenwich Avenue store, following a series of threatening phone calls she attributed to rival psychics. Lee had a black eye and a cut on her face when she was interviewed by police.

However, investigators said evidence indicates Lee was not attacked outside of her store, but rather by someone she knew in the town of Norwalk.

"There were numerous inconsistencies with her story and her timeframe," Detective Robert Brown said. "This, more than likely, happened in Norwalk because the evidence shows she was in Norwalk during the timeframe it had taken place."

Police said they have not yet determined a possible motive for Lee lying to investigators.



Copyright 2009 by United Press International

Thursday, October 15, 2009

HERE IS ONE OF MY QUOTES FOR YOU TO PONDER ON




Man continues to be the most confusing specie on the planet. (Brenda A. Ysaguirre)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

TWO QUOTES FROM THE PRESIDENT FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT

Your actions are read and remembered far more than anything you say. (Brenda A. Ysaguirre)

As we move from one place to another our actions are viewed by those around us. They are the things that people remember long after we are gone. They may not remember what we say, but they will remember what we did. So, make sure you always do things that you will be proud of and that you want people to remember you for.

No man is an island but they can be treated as one because of just one little thing that they did that can be looked at negatively. (Brenda A. Ysaguirre)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

A JOKE FOR WHEN YOU GET OLDER...

Instead of a Nursing Home

There will be no nursing home in my future........

When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:

1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.

2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service ( which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the week).

3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night.

4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.

5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

6. I will get to meet new people every 7or 14 days.

7. T.V. broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience.

8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them.

9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.

Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.